天生我才

国产 中国大陆 2009 

主演:郭德纲/于谦/李菁/王文林/

导演:王宏桥 

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剧情介绍

玉帝降旨,财神因经常上朝迟到且打瞌睡而被罚去人间,找到世间最穷的小子穷二辅佐其发家致富。财神不当回事,以为个吧穷人是分分钟的事情,结果一下凡才知道自己跌入了一个“无底穷坑”。财神在天书的指导下找到穷二,却不想无意中破坏了穷二帮别人陪酒签合同的局。财神追着穷二给钱,却被叫花子洪六打劫。财神好容易找到穷二要给他变金子,但是好胜的穷二宁可挂着“人力推磨,比驴省钱”的牌子出去干活,也不要财神的“不义之财”让财神惊诧不已。为了摆脱一直跟在屁股后面非要给钱的财神,穷二把财神骗到衙门替自己挨打,结果打得财神受伤,不得不去孙二娘处去找望月砂小姐看病。财神这才发现,自己为了帮助穷二,注定受尽委屈--不久穷二拿财神变出来的金子去救济穷人,玉帝以“扰乱凡间秩序”的罪名将财神法力收回,财神也成了不能变金子的穷鬼。这个时候,仗义的穷二却没有嫌弃财神,反而收留了财神,让财神感动不已。穷二的种种反应,让财神悟出让穷二变富必须要找好朋友福星来给他转运。财神历尽千辛万苦去找福星,却不想穷二根本不当回事,为了给望月砂治病错过了福星,反被一直试图设计陷害穷二的洪六知道了消息,将福星提前劫走,并且好吃好喝的引诱福星给自己转运,不久,心术不正的洪六当上了县太爷。财神生气自己的种种苦心全都被凡事都不认真的穷二枉费,生气之下离家出走,却不想自己赚不来半毛钱饿的半死,只好回到穷二身边。两个人的感情却也在这次争吵中加深了。一直明恋望月砂的洪六当了县太爷,嚣张跋扈,得意非凡,立刻向望月砂求婚,不想望月砂虽然吃错了药,苦笑颠倒,但还是不贪权贵,反而爱着一直能给人欢笑的穷二。结果,洪六当面提亲,望月砂笑着拒绝了洪六,板着脸拉走了穷二,整个局面被搅得更加混乱。受了挫折的洪六借故收了孙二娘和望月砂家的房子,希望用强权逼她们服软,却不像反把望月砂逼入了穷二的家中。洪六看不得穷二,财神,望月砂,孙二娘其乐融融的生活,继续迫害他们,不但禁止所有的店铺收留他们打工,还绑架了财神希望财神为自己所用。穷二被逼无奈,终于明白,为了朋友和自己爱的人,必须作出反击,于是打算在大年夜偷进监狱,欲劫回财神,却不像望月砂也去帮忙,反而搅乱了局势。正当一伙人大闹县衙府的时候,一直被洪六蒙蔽的福星也发现了自己的错误。他很快收回了洪六的福气,洪六再次变回了乞丐……尘埃落定,穷二和望月砂终于有情人终成眷属,自大的财神在人间尝到了酸甜苦辣,却不愿意离开人间了,不想爱捉弄财神的玉帝却一纸有功的圣旨将财神召回天庭官复原职。

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